"Why did you start playing at 'B,' Yanni? I don't know, when you said 'A,' I processed 'B.'"

"I don't know dog breeds because I eat them."

"What's the point of a self driving car if you have to sit in it?"

"Hi UWaterloo admission people!"

"What's 2 minus 1. It's 1 right? Sorry, I can't do basic addition."