Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Quotes

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"She didn't say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse "I love you"with "May I take your order?"

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can't water down water. I'm like that with love, too. Don't you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I'm trying to pour all over you."

"The only drink I like ice in is water, because you can't water down water. I'm like that with love, too. Don't you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving I'm trying to pour all over you."

"I wanted to tell her 'I love you' back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"I wanted to tell her 'I love you' back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"You tell me you love me, but I'm not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you'd use to shoot it down."

"You tell me you love me, but I'm not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you'd use to shoot it down."

"We can't be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you're a lady, and I'm a gentleman, I'll shave mine off."

"We can't be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you're a lady, and I'm a gentleman, I'll shave mine off."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there's no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there's no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there's no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They're so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They're so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They're so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."

"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."

"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."

"I don't want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we'll do is cuddle."

"I don't want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we'll do is cuddle."

"I don't want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we'll do is cuddle."

"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."

"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."

"Love is the jelly to sunshine's peanut butter. And if I tell you that I'm in sandwich with you, I'm not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."

"Love is the jelly to sunshine's peanut butter. And if I tell you that I'm in sandwich with you, I'm not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."