Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE Quotes

"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I'm too tired to be me."

"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I'm too tired to be me."

"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I'm too tired to be me."

"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."

"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."

"I'm not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I'm dyeing my hair tonight."

"I'm not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I'm dyeing my hair tonight."

"If I told you I've worked hard to get where I'm at, I'd be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."

"If I told you I've worked hard to get where I'm at, I'd be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."

"If I told you I've worked hard to get where I'm at, I'd be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."

"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other's hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."

"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other's hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."

"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other's hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."

"You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale."

"You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale."

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."

"I told her I'd wait forever for her, but that was before I found somebody else who'd give me a ride home."

"I like to call in sick to work at places where I've never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don't work there, I tell them I'd like to. But not today, as I'm sick."

"I like to call in sick to work at places where I've never held a job. Then when the manager tells me I don't work there, I tell them I'd like to. But not today, as I'm sick."

"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can't make it today, as I have a doctor's appointment."

"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can't make it today, as I have a doctor's appointment."

"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."

"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"