Mark Twain Quotes

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect)."

"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."

"Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."

"'Classic' - a book which people praise and don't read."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it."

"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great."

"In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them."

"In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them."

"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."

"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."

"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself."

"Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be."