Good Morning & Funny Quotes

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep."

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #13"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #25"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #32"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #39"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #40"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #44"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #50"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #52"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #53"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #57"

"Good morning! I followed my dreams and now I'm going back to sleep. #60"

"Good morning! I need coffee before I can be awesome."

"Good morning! I need coffee before I can be awesome. #10"

"Good morning! I need coffee before I can be awesome. #16"

"Good morning! I need coffee before I can be awesome. #21"

"Good morning! I need coffee before I can be awesome. #38"

"Good morning! I need coffee before I can be awesome. #48"

"Good morning! I need coffee before I can be awesome. #55"

"Good morning! I need coffee before I can be awesome. #7"

"Good morning! I'm not a morning person. I'm barely a person in the morning."

"Good morning! I'm not a morning person. I'm barely a person in the morning. #36"

"Good morning! I'm not a morning person. I'm barely a person in the morning. #42"

"Good morning! I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday."

"Good morning! I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday. #23"

"Good morning! I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday. #26"

"Good morning! I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday. #31"

"Good morning! I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday. #43"

"Good morning! I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday. #8"

"Good morning! My bed and I have a special relationship � we're perfect together."

"Good morning! My bed and I have a special relationship � we're perfect together. #41"

"Good morning! My bed and I have a special relationship � we're perfect together. #56"

"Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of needing more coffee."

"Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of needing more coffee. #19"

"Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of needing more coffee. #20"

"Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of needing more coffee. #24"

"Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of needing more coffee. #28"

"Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of needing more coffee. #3"

"Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of needing more coffee. #34"

"Good morning! Today's forecast: 99% chance of needing more coffee. #47"

"Morning! I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood."

"Morning! I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood. #12"

"Morning! I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood. #17"

"Morning! I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood. #45"

"Morning! I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood. #51"

"Morning! I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood. #59"

"Morning! If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out why I'm tired when I just woke up."

"Morning! If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out why I'm tired when I just woke up. #14"

"Morning! If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out why I'm tired when I just woke up. #18"

"Morning! If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out why I'm tired when I just woke up. #29"

"Morning! If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out why I'm tired when I just woke up. #30"

"Morning! If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out why I'm tired when I just woke up. #46"

"Morning! If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out why I'm tired when I just woke up. #49"

"Morning! If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out why I'm tired when I just woke up. #54"

"Morning! If you need me, I'll be trying to figure out why I'm tired when I just woke up. #58"

"Rise and shine! Just kidding � I'll shine after my third cup of coffee."

"Rise and shine! Just kidding � I'll shine after my third cup of coffee. #35"

"Rise and shine! Or... rise and whine. Your choice."

"Rise and shine! Or... rise and whine. Your choice. #33"

"Rise and shine! Or... rise and whine. Your choice. #37"