Pet Animal & Funny Pet Quotes

"My cat acts like she owns the place � because she does."

"My cat acts like she owns the place � because she does. This is my reality."

"My cat acts like she owns the place � because she does. ??"

"My cat has decided that 3 AM is the perfect time for zoomies."

"My cat has decided that every box is her property."

"My cat has decided that my face is her favorite pillow."

"My cat has decided that my face is her favorite pillow. Always."

"My cat has decided that my face is her favorite pillow. No regrets."

"My cat has decided that my face is her favorite pillow. Period."

"My cat has decided that my keyboard is her favorite napping spot."

"My cat has decided that my keyboard is her favorite napping spot. � no cap."

"My cat has decided that my keyboard is her favorite napping spot. #goals"

"My cat has decided that my keyboard is her favorite napping spot. Period."

"My cat has decided that the bathroom door must never be closed."

"My cat has decided that the bathroom door must never be closed. ??"

"My cat has decided that the bathroom door must never be closed. ??"

"My cat has mastered the art of knocking things off tables while maintaining eye contact."

"My cat has mastered the art of knocking things off tables while maintaining eye contact. And I mean every word."

"My cat has mastered the art of knocking things off tables while maintaining eye contact. And that's the truth."

"My cat has mastered the art of knocking things off tables while maintaining eye contact. This is my truth."

"My cat has mastered the art of looking innocent after destroying something."

"My cat has more attitude than most people I know."

"My cat has more attitude than most people I know. #goals"

"My cat has more attitude than most people I know. Every time."

"My cat has more attitude than most people I know. No regrets."

"My cat has more boundaries than a country."

"My cat has more boundaries than a country. ??"

"My cat is a tiny dictator with fur."

"My cat is a tiny dictator with fur. #life"

"My cat is a tiny dictator with fur. And I mean every word."

"My cat is a tiny dictator with fur. Every time."

"My cat judges me silently � and I respect that."

"My cat judges me silently � and I respect that. #goals"

"My cat judges me silently � and I respect that. #vibes"

"My cat judges me silently � and I respect that. And that's the truth."

"My cat sleeps 16 hours a day and still looks tired."

"My cat sleeps 16 hours a day and still looks tired. #mood"

"My cat stares at me like I owe her money."

"My cat stares at me like I owe her money. And I mean every word."

"My cat stares at me like I owe her money. Period."

"My cat's purr is the most expensive therapy I get for free."

"My cat's purr is the most expensive therapy I get for free. Period."

"My dog eats everything except what I actually want him to eat."

"My dog eats everything except what I actually want him to eat. ??"

"My dog is proof that food is the way to anyone's heart."

"My dog is proof that food is the way to anyone's heart. Always."

"My dog is smarter than most humans I know."

"My dog is smarter than most humans I know. And I mean every word."

"My dog is the most dramatic creature on earth."

"My dog is the most dramatic creature on earth. This is my reality."

"My dog is the reason I wake up happy every morning."

"My dog is the reason I wake up happy every morning. #goals"

"My dog is the reason I wake up happy every morning. ??"

"My dog thinks every stranger is his best friend."

"My dog thinks every stranger is his best friend. No regrets."

"My dog thinks every stranger is his best friend. ??"

"My dog thinks every walk is an adventure � and honestly, it is."

"My dog thinks he's a lap dog despite weighing 80 pounds."

"My dog thinks he's a lap dog despite weighing 80 pounds. � and that's on everything."

"My dog thinks he's a lap dog despite weighing 80 pounds. And I mean every word."

"My dog thinks I'm the best person in the world � and honestly, he's right."

"My dog thinks I'm the best person in the world � and honestly, he's right. #vibes"

"My dog thinks I'm the best person in the world � and honestly, he's right. And that's the truth."

"My dog thinks the mailman is his greatest enemy."

"My dog thinks the mailman is his greatest enemy. And that's the truth."

"My dog thinks the mailman is his greatest enemy. Every single day."

"My dog thinks the mailman is his greatest enemy. ??"

"My dog thinks the mailman is his greatest enemy. ??"

"My dog thinks the mailman is his greatest enemy. ??"

"My dog's excitement for treats is the purest joy I've ever witnessed."

"My dog's favorite hobby is making me feel guilty for leaving."

"My dog's favorite hobby is making me feel guilty for leaving. #goals"

"My dog's favorite hobby is making me feel guilty for leaving. ??"

"My dog's guilty face after eating something he shouldn't is both hilarious and heartbreaking."

"My dog's guilty face after eating something he shouldn't is both hilarious and heartbreaking. ?"

"My dog's guilty face after eating something he shouldn't is both hilarious and heartbreaking. This is my truth."

"My dog's reaction to the word 'walk' is better than any coffee."

"My dog's reaction to the word 'walk' is better than any coffee. � no cap."

"My dog's reaction to the word 'walk' is better than any coffee. ??"

"My dog's tail wagging is the best welcome home I've ever received."