Whatsapp Status & Funny Status Quotes

"Common sense is like deodorant � the people who need it most never use it ??"

"Common sense is like deodorant � the people who need it most never use it ?? #mood"

"Common sense is like deodorant � the people who need it most never use it ?? ??"

"I don't have a problem with caffeine � I have a problem without it ?"

"I don't have a problem with caffeine � I have a problem without it ? #life"

"I don't have a problem with caffeine � I have a problem without it ? Always."

"I don't have a problem with caffeine � I have a problem without it ? Every single day."

"I don't have a problem with caffeine � I have a problem without it ? Every time."

"I don't trip � I do random gravity checks ??"

"I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge ??"

"I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood ??"

"I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood ?? ?"

"I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood ?? Every single day."

"I haven't been this tired since my last attempt at adulthood ?? This is my reality."

"I need a six-month vacation twice a year ???"

"I need a six-month vacation twice a year ??? Always."

"I put my phone in airplane mode but it's not flying ??"

"I speak fluent sarcasm ???"

"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do ??"

"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do ?? Always."

"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do ?? No regrets."

"I'm not a morning person � I'm barely a person in the morning ??"

"I'm not a morning person � I'm barely a person in the morning ?? #goals"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right ???"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right ??? #vibes"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right ??? ??"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right ??? ??"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me ??"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me ?? ?"

"I'm not ignoring you � I'm giving you the silent treatment ??"

"I'm not late � everyone else is just early ?"

"I'm not late � everyone else is just early ? ?"

"I'm not late � everyone else is just early ? Period."

"I'm not lazy � I'm on energy-saving mode ??"

"I'm not lazy � I'm on energy-saving mode ?? #vibes"

"I'm not lazy � I'm on energy-saving mode ?? And that's the truth."

"I'm not lost � I'm on an adventure ???"

"I'm not procrastinating � I'm doing side quests ??"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman � I'm just saying... ??"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman � I'm just saying... ?? � no cap."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman � I'm just saying... ?? And I mean every word."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman � I'm just saying... ?? ??"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman � I'm just saying... ?? ??"

"I'm not short � I'm concentrated awesome ??"

"I'm not short � I'm concentrated awesome ?? #goals"

"I'm not short � I'm concentrated awesome ?? #life"

"I'm not short � I'm concentrated awesome ?? Period."

"I'm not short � I'm concentrated awesome ?? ??"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition ???"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition ??? � and that's on everything."

"I'm on a seafood diet � I see food and I eat it ??"

"I'm on a seafood diet � I see food and I eat it ?? #blessed"

"I'm on a seafood diet � I see food and I eat it ?? #life"

"I'm on a seafood diet � I see food and I eat it ?? No regrets."

"I'm on a seafood diet � I see food and I eat it ?? ??"

"I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday ??"

"I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday ?? This is my reality."

"I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday ?? ??"

"I'm running on fumes and the sheer will to survive Monday ?? ??"

"Life is short � smile while you still have teeth ??"

"Life is short � smile while you still have teeth ?? Always."

"My bed is a magical place where I remember everything I forgot ???"

"My bed is a magical place where I remember everything I forgot ??? #blessed"

"My bed is a magical place where I remember everything I forgot ??? #vibes"

"My bed is a magical place where I remember everything I forgot ??? Always."

"My bed is a magical place where I remember everything I forgot ??? And I mean every word."

"My bed is a magical place where I remember everything I forgot ??? Every single day."

"My brain has too many tabs open ??"

"My brain has too many tabs open ?? Always."

"My brain has too many tabs open ?? ??"

"My brain has too many tabs open ?? ??"

"My diet plan: make all my food look like the Instagram photo ??"

"My humor is like my coffee � dark and strong ?"

"My humor is like my coffee � dark and strong ? #vibes"

"My humor is like my coffee � dark and strong ? Always."

"My humor is like my coffee � dark and strong ? Every time."

"My personality is 90% sarcasm and 10% coffee ?"

"My personality is 90% sarcasm and 10% coffee ? ??"

"My wallet is like an onion � opening it makes me cry ??"

"Today's forecast: 99% chance of needing more coffee ?"