Funny & Birthday Quotes

"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."

"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. #40"

"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. #41"

"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. #58"

"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. #59"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower."

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #27"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #35"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #36"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #42"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #43"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #50"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #63"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #68"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #76"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #78"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #86"

"Happy Birthday! Don't worry about getting older. You're still going to do dumb stuff, only slower. #92"

"Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I respect the elderly."

"Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I respect the elderly. #11"

"Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I respect the elderly. #28"

"Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I respect the elderly. #33"

"Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I respect the elderly. #56"

"Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I respect the elderly. #6"

"Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I respect the elderly. #67"

"Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I respect the elderly. #7"

"Happy Birthday! I was going to make a joke about your age, but I respect the elderly. #96"

"Happy Birthday! Remember, calories don't count on your birthday."

"Happy Birthday! Remember, calories don't count on your birthday. #24"

"Happy Birthday! Remember, calories don't count on your birthday. #26"

"Happy Birthday! Remember, calories don't count on your birthday. #44"

"Happy Birthday! Remember, calories don't count on your birthday. #45"

"Happy Birthday! Remember, calories don't count on your birthday. #47"

"Happy Birthday! Remember, calories don't count on your birthday. #70"

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. #13"

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. #34"

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. #52"

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. #69"

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. #77"

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. #80"

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. #88"

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. #90"

"Happy Birthday! You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. #98"

"Happy Birthday! You've been around for a while, but you still look great... from a distance."

"Happy Birthday! You've been around for a while, but you still look great... from a distance. #100"

"Happy Birthday! You've been around for a while, but you still look great... from a distance. #18"

"Happy Birthday! You've been around for a while, but you still look great... from a distance. #23"

"Happy Birthday! You've been around for a while, but you still look great... from a distance. #30"

"Happy Birthday! You've been around for a while, but you still look great... from a distance. #55"

"Happy Birthday! You've been around for a while, but you still look great... from a distance. #57"

"Happy Birthday! You've been around for a while, but you still look great... from a distance. #99"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you."

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #12"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #17"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #19"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #22"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #48"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #51"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #53"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #75"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #82"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #83"

"I'm so glad you were born, because my life would be so boring without you. #97"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold."

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #31"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #37"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #49"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #65"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #72"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #74"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #87"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #89"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #91"

"On your birthday, I wish you all the happiness your cake can hold. #95"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes."

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #2"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #29"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #32"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #4"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #46"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #54"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #60"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #61"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #64"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #81"

"You're aging like a fine wine � expensive and gives me a headache sometimes. #94"

"You're not old � you're just a classic!"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #21"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #25"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #38"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #39"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #62"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #66"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #71"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #73"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #79"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #84"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #85"

"You're not old � you're just a classic! #93"