Funny & General Quotes

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. #16"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. #22"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. #28"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. #43"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. #57"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. #65"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. #79"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. #86"

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. #92"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #14"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #17"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #21"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #27"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #37"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #40"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #48"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #61"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #85"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #87"

"I don't need a hairstylist � my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. #97"

"I don't trip over things � I do random gravity checks."

"I don't trip over things � I do random gravity checks. #11"

"I don't trip over things � I do random gravity checks. #12"

"I don't trip over things � I do random gravity checks. #30"

"I don't trip over things � I do random gravity checks. #35"

"I don't trip over things � I do random gravity checks. #69"

"I don't trip over things � I do random gravity checks. #75"

"I don't trip over things � I do random gravity checks. #9"

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good. #10"

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good. #18"

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good. #68"

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good. #78"

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good. #8"

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good. #93"

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good. #95"

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying."

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. #24"

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. #25"

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. #31"

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. #38"

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. #41"

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. #46"

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. #54"

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. #70"

"I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. #73"

"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person either. I'm a 'don't wake me up' person."

"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person either. I'm a 'don't wake me up' person. #32"

"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person either. I'm a 'don't wake me up' person. #33"

"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person either. I'm a 'don't wake me up' person. #49"

"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person either. I'm a 'don't wake me up' person. #51"

"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person either. I'm a 'don't wake me up' person. #66"

"I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night person either. I'm a 'don't wake me up' person. #98"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view."

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #100"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #19"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #29"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #55"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #63"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #64"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #76"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #81"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #84"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #88"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #89"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #91"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #94"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just passionately expressing my point of view. #96"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. #44"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. #45"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. #53"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. #56"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. #58"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. #62"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. #71"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. #74"

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room. #99"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition."

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition. #13"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition. #20"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition. #23"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition. #39"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition. #47"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition. #67"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition. #80"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition. #83"

"I'm not weird � I'm limited edition. #90"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for."

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for. #36"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for. #42"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for. #50"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for. #52"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for. #59"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for. #60"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for. #72"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for. #77"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for. #82"