Funny & Work Quotes

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? #41"

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? #46"

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? #55"

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? #62"

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? #77"

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance? #80"

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early."

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. #11"

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. #14"

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. #68"

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. #74"

"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it."

"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. #21"

"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. #27"

"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. #31"

"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. #36"

"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. #71"

"I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. #75"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time."

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #16"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #17"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #19"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #28"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #39"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #44"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #51"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #52"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #61"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #64"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #76"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #79"

"I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. #9"

"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do."

"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do. #30"

"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do. #34"

"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do. #42"

"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do. #47"

"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do. #50"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right."

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right. #20"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right. #38"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right. #57"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right. #58"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right. #59"

"I'm not arguing � I'm just explaining why I'm right. #60"

"I'm not lazy � I'm just on energy-saving mode."

"I'm not lazy � I'm just on energy-saving mode. #37"

"I'm not lazy � I'm just on energy-saving mode. #53"

"I'm not lazy � I'm just on energy-saving mode. #63"

"I'm not lazy � I'm just on energy-saving mode. #65"

"I'm not lazy � I'm just on energy-saving mode. #66"

"I'm not lazy � I'm just on energy-saving mode. #67"

"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home."

"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. #22"

"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. #23"

"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. #24"

"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. #25"

"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. #29"

"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. #33"

"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. #45"

"My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home. #48"

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. #10"

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. #49"

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. #5"

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. #54"

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. #69"

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. #72"

"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch. #73"

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry."

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry. #12"

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry. #15"

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry. #32"

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry. #35"

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry. #4"

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry. #43"

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry. #56"

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry. #70"

"The road to success is always under construction. Good thing I'm not in a hurry. #78"