Funny & Life Quotes

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. #100"

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. #17"

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. #22"

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. #35"

"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. #48"

"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."

"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. #24"

"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. #42"

"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. #71"

"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. #84"

"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. #95"

"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. #96"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. #25"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. #44"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. #45"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. #47"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. #49"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. #72"

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. #81"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me."

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #19"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #31"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #34"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #37"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #4"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #57"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #61"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #91"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #92"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #98"

"I'm not clumsy � the floor just hates me. #99"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit."

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #18"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #26"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #27"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #36"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #54"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #58"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #59"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #62"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #63"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #68"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #69"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #74"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #78"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #80"

"I'm not sure how many problems I have because math was never my strong suit. #94"

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. #60"

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. #70"

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. #75"

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. #79"

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. #85"

"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. #97"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat."

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #13"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #20"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #29"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #38"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #5"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #50"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #7"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #73"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #77"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #82"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #83"

"Life is like a box of chocolates � it doesn't last long if you're fat. #9"

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. #28"

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. #30"

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. #33"

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. #39"

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. #52"

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. #56"

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. #76"

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. #89"

"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. #93"

"My wallet is like an onion � every time I open it, it makes me cry."

"My wallet is like an onion � every time I open it, it makes me cry. #46"

"My wallet is like an onion � every time I open it, it makes me cry. #51"

"My wallet is like an onion � every time I open it, it makes me cry. #53"

"My wallet is like an onion � every time I open it, it makes me cry. #65"

"My wallet is like an onion � every time I open it, it makes me cry. #66"

"My wallet is like an onion � every time I open it, it makes me cry. #88"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #12"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #16"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #23"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #32"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #40"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #43"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #55"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #64"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #67"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #8"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #86"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #87"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. #90"