Funny
Love
"I love you even when you're hangry."
"I love you even when you're hangry."
"I love you even when you're hangry. #11"
"I love you even when you're hangry. #18"
"I love you even when you're hangry. #35"
"I love you even when you're hangry. #57"
"I love you more than coffee, and you know how much I love coffee."
"I love you more than coffee, and you know how much I love coffee. #16"
"I love you more than coffee, and you know how much I love coffee. #19"
"I love you more than coffee, and you know how much I love coffee. #56"
"I love you more than coffee, and you know how much I love coffee. #64"
"I love you more than coffee, and you know how much I love coffee. #67"
"I love you more than coffee, and you know how much I love coffee. #72"
"I love you more than coffee, and you know how much I love coffee. #74"
"I love you more than pizza. And that's saying a lot."
"I love you more than pizza. And that's saying a lot. #22"
"I love you more than pizza. And that's saying a lot. #54"
"I love you more than pizza. And that's saying a lot. #76"
"I love you more than pizza. And that's saying a lot. #77"
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. #20"
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. #24"
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. #39"
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. #58"
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. #60"
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. #78"
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. #80"
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for."
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for. #23"
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for. #26"
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for. #29"
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for. #41"
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for. #42"
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for. #44"
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for. #66"
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for. #69"
"I'm not saying you're the best catch in the sea, but you're the only one I'd fish for. #75"
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener."
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. #21"
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. #27"
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. #31"
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. #37"
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. #38"
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. #40"
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. #46"
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. #53"
"Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener. #79"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone."
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #12"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #30"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #33"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #34"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #36"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #50"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #52"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #55"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #59"
"Love is sharing your popcorn with someone. #70"
"You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my pizza, and the remote to my couch."
"You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my pizza, and the remote to my couch. #28"
"You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my pizza, and the remote to my couch. #43"
"You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my pizza, and the remote to my couch. #51"
"You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my pizza, and the remote to my couch. #61"
"You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my pizza, and the remote to my couch. #71"
"You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my pizza, and the remote to my couch. #73"
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it."
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. #32"
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. #45"
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. #47"
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. #48"
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. #62"
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. #68"
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. #7"
"You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. #8"
"You're my favorite notification."
"You're my favorite notification. #15"
"You're my favorite notification. #25"
"You're my favorite notification. #49"
"You're my favorite notification. #6"
"You're my favorite notification. #63"
"You're my favorite notification. #65"